My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory.
I don’t participate in school, I just sit there like
baddude: “im a goddam villain i like destroyed the shit outta this world.”
naruto: yeah but you wann be my friend?
bad dude:”no??? what the fuck??? im tryina destroy the world???”
*naruto beats the shit outta the villain*
naruto: yeah now you wanna be my bffl???
bad dude: “o…ok… i guess…”
♫♪*WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMER!! 日本のものの束は、私が日本を行う方法自演はありません!!!!!*♫♬
i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself
Did you enjoy that Kaneki? I just meant it as a little joke.
Some of my favorite anime fansubs
koujakus hand is so close. so very close. with one swift movement he could just rip those godforsaken yellow socks right off aobas feet and run. never to be seen again. please. please koujaku. koujaku im begging you. please.
he could rip off a lot more than socks.
oh MAN is koujaku going to go for the navy leg warmers too?
did you just sass your fucking dog